Sorry my handwriting's small XD in the top left...
Rachel: Like, EW'uh! The hull's WRONG wuth yew, CREEP!?
Elliot: Rachel, it's me Elliot!
Ashton: Look man, keep your freaky deaky sh-t to yourself, and don't even TALK to my girlfriend, loser!
Rachel: Like, EUH.
Elliot: NnnnnNO! Please! Llllet me exp-p-plain!... --w... wait, girlfriend??